Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Jesus issues a memo. Seeks to distance himself from the right.

In a memo leaked to our staff reporters this morning, Jesus Christ, son of Joseph, disavowed any affilliation with the republican party in America.
I didn't have my frickin hands and feet nailed to a cross just so these bastards could come along and steal in my name. These bsastards [sic] who call themselves Christian in America are in no way a part of my organization

the memo said.


Anonymous said...

What kind of joke is this? Can you produce the memo?

BWE said...
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Anonymous said...


Happy Birthday kisses to you.

Anonymous said...

You write very well.