Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Man Takes LSD, Sees God
A young man from Salt Lake City, Utah visiting his cousin in San Francisco took LSD last Saturday night and actually talked to God!
"God wants to tell everyone how much he loves them. He doesn't mind that I do the stuff that I do. He said no one gets judged up in heaven so don't worry, be happy."
The young man said that God turned into a fire hydrant immediatly after conferring the good news.
"I'm just really glad hew said that." The young man explained. "Because I really wanted to have gay sex with this guy who lives upstairs from my cousin but I used to think God didn't want me to. Boy, as soon as I found out that it was alright, I was up there faster than sliding on butter. Um, he he, well, you know."
Folks, I don't make the news, I just report it.