Sunday, April 01, 2007

Atheists score a full 20 points lower in IQ scores than Real Christians!


In a research project funded by Christians for Truth, scientists at Boob Jones University have discovered a not so surprising trend in the general population: athiests are stupid.

"Morons" says Dr. James Duke, one of the principal designers of the experiment. "Mostly they couldn't even tie their own shoes."

The full results show several important trends. Real Christians score a whopping 91 average on the IQ test while none of the misguided athiest included in the study scored above 80. The average was 71. A funny thing that we discovered also was that Christians who aren't Real Christians scored a little lower than Christians who were Real Christians. Christians who weren't Real Christians scored an average of 89. "We included Catholics, Episcopalians and Unitarians, as well as all those stupid muslim and Eastern religions in with the athiest because, you know, we KNEW they were gonna be stupid," said Rick White, an intern who worked on the experiment.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Atheist is written "athiest" only by ignorants

Anonymous said...

All those numbers are really sad.

I don't think it's going to matter too much once we die anyway. As long as you know Jesus, that's really all that will count. But people should try to study harder. A number of people I've talked to just seem way too "shallow" for me. I know I have an IQ that is above average, but if people would at least try to educate themselves and think more, they'd be able to accomplish so much more in life!

JesusForgivesSoKillSomeone said...

Funniest. Blog. I. Have. Ever. Read.

I wouldn't cream my panties, Christians. BJU (awesome, blow job U) is about as credible as a one-legged snake oil salesman from Missouri.

Oh, and I love the "Boob Jones University" typo. And "athiest." Bravo.

Yes, I am an atheist. I'm also a member of Mensa. And I can tie my own shoes! I rule.

Anonymous said...

However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way. (Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT)

Explain to us that do not agree with slavery what the bible means by this?

John said...

Well, it's obvious what the Bible means by that. It means you can only purchase foreigners. Duh. You must be an atheist.

Cida said...

Um dno were the fuck u got them results wether u just pulled them out of ur ass or got them from some 1 else but it actuly shows that Atheist have (on average) a higher IQ than religous people and if u are a christian or cathalic what ever ur not a very good 1 for writing this untrue shit i don't believe in god and so what why should i? there's no proof its just people getting from there parants and so on and a shitty book called the bibble wich has been changed countless times due to apsalute proof its wrong and the strange thing is, is that its things that humans once thought true like the earth being flat and all that shit

lilmissballerina said...

Anonymous, to answer your question, and targeted to all athiests and confused people out there, the reason why the Bilbe talks of slavery and all of these customs was because that was how the CUSTOMS were back then. It was the rules adapted by the people back then. Jesus didn't say to do this, and it's NOT JESUS'S FAULT how that was how things were done, Jesus was watching over the people back then (as he still is today) but that was how the laws were in the cities back then. The Bible is very deep, you can't just look at the first words you see and assume that's what they mean entirely. You have to read more and really WANT to understand it before you can even BEGIN TO KNOW what it means.

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Chadler said...

What is the average IQ of those who are taking this as a serious article?

Chadler said...

Oh, and Ignorant is written as "ignorant" only by Ignorant Fundamentalists. LMFAO

Chadler said...

"Anonymous, to answer your question, and targeted to all atheists and confused people out there, the reason why the Bible talks of slavery and all of these customs was because that was how the CUSTOMS were back then. It was the rules adapted by the people back then. Jesus didn't say to do this, and it's NOT JESUS'S FAULT how that was how things were done, Jesus was watching over the people back then (as he still is today) but that was how the laws were in the cities back then. The Bible is very deep, you can't just look at the first words you see and assume that's what they mean entirely. You have to read more and really WANT to understand it before you can even BEGIN TO KNOW what it means."

Yeah get a clue you fuckers! Just because God says in the Bible that its okay to buy foreign slaves, He was just going with the customs of the times! Why condemn an evil practice if the government allows it. God wasn't REALLY saying its okay to buy the children of foreigners, when He said it's okay to buy the children of foreigners! All you Atheists need to get a clue.

Besides, it wasn't Jesus, it was those fucking Jews in the Old Testament. Jesus came and fixed everything that God fucked up. Even though Jesus is God, but He's really not because He's the Son of God, even though he's really God too.

If you non-believers had higher IQs this would all make sense to you, like it does to us REAL Christians!

John said...

So, you don't think the article is serious? Where does it say it isn't serious?

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Michael said...

"Boob" Jones University. ...Sounds about right.

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Jan Suchanek said...

"In a research project funded by Christians for Truth"

I stopped reading there.