Sunday, April 01, 2007
Atheists score a full 20 points lower in IQ scores than Real Christians!
In a research project funded by Christians for Truth, scientists at Boob Jones University have discovered a not so surprising trend in the general population: athiests are stupid.
"Morons" says Dr. James Duke, one of the principal designers of the experiment. "Mostly they couldn't even tie their own shoes."
The full results show several important trends. Real Christians score a whopping 91 average on the IQ test while none of the misguided athiest included in the study scored above 80. The average was 71. A funny thing that we discovered also was that Christians who aren't Real Christians scored a little lower than Christians who were Real Christians. Christians who weren't Real Christians scored an average of 89. "We included Catholics, Episcopalians and Unitarians, as well as all those stupid muslim and Eastern religions in with the athiest because, you know, we KNEW they were gonna be stupid," said Rick White, an intern who worked on the experiment.